From: James H. E. Maugham (CaptJHEM_at_waterw.com)
Date: Tue Oct 17 2000 - 15:49:20 EDT
I just _had_ to share this with you folks.
James
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On a sunny deserted island in the middle of nowhere, there are:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are happily living together in a
menage-a-trois.
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the
German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
* The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the
Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
* The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body, the true nature of feminism,
how she can do everything that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
how her LAST boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer than
THEY do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
* The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
* The Irish began by dividing the island into north and south and by setting up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort
of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied
because at least the English aren't getting laid.
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